[seductively rubs a lemon on my face]
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Tagged as: #please love me #personal nonsense
all i ever wanted was the world
You can call me Jinx. I like music and writing and reading and blogging. Also sarcasm. This -is- a personal blog sometimes.
If you'd like to know more about me, you can read my about more link or talk to me. Also in my about more link is stuff I blog about, so you probably want to check that out.
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As you can see, I'm a very multifandom blog. I think I do a pretty good job with tagging, but if you need me to tag something I don't, please please tell me. I enjoy intelligent conversations, so go ahead!
If you'd like to know more about me, you can read my about more link or talk to me. Also in my about more link is stuff I blog about, so you probably want to check that out.
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As you can see, I'm a very multifandom blog. I think I do a pretty good job with tagging, but if you need me to tag something I don't, please please tell me. I enjoy intelligent conversations, so go ahead!
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If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
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today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
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People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
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Ive been laughing for the past 1 hour at this shop omfg
hOW DO I MAKE IT STPO omg
just go to the home page guys dO IT
These are the kind of posts that Yahoo! paid $1.1 billion for.
^ Amen.
FUCK YOU GUYS MY MOM WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME
these actually exist guys. think about that.
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lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Melbourne, Australia
Manila, Philippines
Boise, USA
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Tagged as: #sigh
American school system
SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN
Sweet mother how abusive is this.
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